There's nothin' that I wouldn't do for you
Cuz I'm pottie trained like a great dane
Have a nice day
Incubus in disguise, lord of the flies
A pile of shit dressed up to appetize
The main course - degradation a la mode
You accept the invitation
I know how to treat a lady

I'm a fountain of love, like Christ
So shower in the golden jewelry of my balls
Eagerly you suck it down like a pig in a toilet
In a vacuum in a tornado in a black hole

Turbulent ... Whirlpool

Like yin and yen, the doggie is my best friend
I think I need a foxy terrier
With a capital T, that rhymes with D
That stands for derriere
To bark for me and keep me company

You look so nice
With your nose in the dirt
You're my puppy
Bend over and lick yourself

And when you sleep I'm sitting on your chest
Say it's a dog's life so you do what you gotta doo doo
Doggie bitch, let me drill my own hole
I don't need a seed to grow my dickweed
I'm the one you want, the one you get
Shit sucking butt fucking nerd

I'm a sadist, I'm a geek, I'm a coprophagist
I shit, you eat my poop, you shit, I eat your poop
I shit - an infinite push-pull
Hedonism trading fours
You scratch my back I'll scratch yours

Incubus ... Suck your butts

Like Dick and Jane, the K-9 method is fucking insane
It's love, it's dog eat dog eat dog
With a capital D, that rhymes with tree
That stands for pee pee
Your knight in shining armor
Ain't no nice guy at all

I am the devil who's under the skin
I hide in the smile and aim for the quim
God is my tactic and nature's my game
Forget all your opinions baby
Because I will always win ... Lesbian

O-U-8-1-8

The ritual
I urinate chivalry
Instinctual
Cuz I'm such a gentleman
You look so nice
With your nose in the dirt